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…ks. Florida, you gotta be kidding me. It’s the penis of America, hanging down there. Just dangling. Someone gotta snip that little thing off.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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