Ain't that the god's honest truth?

… to get laid, and we’d spray ’em with the hose and bombard them with pine cones from the tree fort. Kids today will never experience the joy of cock-blocking semi-feral canines.
Things I Grew Up With That Seem Weird As Fuck Now
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Matthew Clapham
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Ain't that the god's honest truth?
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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