And according to King Missile, could not only walk on water, but swim on land.

…NT: Stop with the “sir.” It’s Kent. Now ask yourself, Ethan, what would Jesus do? The scriptures say Jesus, who popularized the backstroke in Judea, would place a gentle hand on my shoulder and say, “Get in there, bubbe. Just take a hot shower firs…
Jesus, the Swimming Pool and Me
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Matthew Clapham
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And according to King Missile, could not only walk on water, but swim on land.
Though that would be a weaker argument when pleading for pool entry, I guess.
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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