And they've been seduced by that evil Nobel Laureate, strummin' his guitar and singin'

These lazy losers have lain around all day talking about all the girls they’re going to lay — but they aren’t going to be laying any of them because the girls think they’re a pathetic pair of dicks.
Last Night, I [Laid=>Lay] Down …
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Matthew Clapham
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Sep 2, 2023
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And they've been seduced by that evil Nobel Laureate, strummin' his guitar and singin'
Lay, lady, lay
Lay across my big brass bed
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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