Matthew Clapham
Oct 27, 2023

Are they floss picks, or are they perhaps plastic figurines of extremely long-necked herbivorous dinosaurs from a cereal packet, with the tail snapped off, and a thread between the legs to stabilise them and slot into a folded cardboard stand?

That's my theory.

Maybe a cereal truck jack-knifed, scattering its load across the whole neighbourhood, and all the biodegradable contents have rotted away, leaving only the dinosaur fossils.

Take care of yourself, Bev. I know you have a great many people who have been delighted and moved by your words and who are wishing you all possible fortitude, fortune and forbearance.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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