As we speak, I hear the whirring cogs and clicking valves of the platform's sophisticated AI system (OK, actually some media studies intern called Zane working remotely on a laptop from his parents' basement in Pasadena) wrestling with The Question:

Is this a heretical screed to be branded with that vilest of terms, 'Meta', and burned at the stake within the Infinite Echo Chamber of Iniquity and Obscurity?

Or does its disclaimer grant it immunity?

Is it a Baby Reindeer wearing a red nose by way of disguise? Or not?

The jury have retired to consider their verdict...