Matthew Clapham
Nov 18, 2023

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As with the bear claws some months back, I'm intrigued by this. I'm assuming it's something like 'pebble dash', the rendering technique of applying cement and small stones to the exterior walls of a property. But in this case it offers a rustic layer of protection for doors only?

Or perhaps it involves coating the whole façade with cement, and then spraying doors at it, so they stick at jaunty angles in a kind of 'Hundertwasser Museum designed by a toddler on acid' style. Which sounds cool.

And a bargain at fifteen hundred bucks, if you ask me.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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