Cognitive Idiossonance #1

You heard it here first…

Doing it in Stihl (Photo by Lincoln Holley on Unsplash)

You ever see Scarface? Great movie. Beautiful movie. No one knows it’s a true story. That Tony Pacino came over from Cuba Rica in the 1980s when they opened up all the jails, sent all their nastiest criminals over here. Bad hombres. And the Democrats just let ’em in. Just like that. That’s why they killed Kennedy, as a matter of fact.

So he comes over here, starts raping, murdering, selling dope to kids — that Fetalin, really bad, illegal stuff. They invented it in Mexico, actually. Eating cats, dogs, budgie tacos for breakfast. Guy’s got a pet habit like you wouldn’t believe. All of ’em do.

That’s what these commie Latino countries do — just send all their scum over here, people who’ve been found guilty of rape, fraud, you name it.

So I’m gonna stop it. Just like that. Or else they’ll just keep on doing it, sending over all these gangsters like that Tony De Palma.

I knew him in fact. Great guy. We used to play golf together. Tough guy, like me. Someone gave him trouble, he’d just sort it out. With a chainsaw! Can you believe that? Just chop ’em up with a chainsaw.

We need more people like that in this country, you know? Tough guys, problem solvers. Chainsaw guys. Leatherface, they used to call him, on account of how he was so tough. That’s what we need.

“Say hello to my little friend!” I love that. “Say hello to my little friend!” Then he just chops the bad guys up with a chainsaw. You all saw that scene, right? My kinda guy.

That’s why I’m saying we need more people like Tony Leatherface here, to stop all them violent criminals coming in from those shithole countries.