Matthew Clapham
Feb 22, 2024

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Damn straight. That Smillew still hasn't produced pics for his claimed 'toilet brush up the arse at the sex toy party' story, for starters. I'm beginning to suspect it may never have happened. The rest seems plausible enough, though, so we should maybe give him the benefit of the doubt.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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