De mortuis nil nisi funnyum?

Today, I saw my stats. I thanked the universe that I had a funeral to go to instead of obsessing about my paltry earnings. When I got back, I thought, uh oh, they haven’t even transferred last month’s earnings yet. They hav…
I was so shocked by my January earnings
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De mortuis nil nisi funnyum?
Medium's funeral will be next - we're all invited.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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