Do divorced dads do this because they are naturally 'left-over pizza and stale beer' slackers for life?

And if so, is that why they end up divorced?

Or do they do it by way of conscious 'I'm the good guy' pre-emptive bribery in case mom, who has custody, is telling a negative narrative about them Monday to Friday?

Or all three and more?

I'm guessing it's the last of these, in differing proportions in each case.

As Tolstoy said, as he wiped down his beard after a particularly messy visit to Krispy Kreme, 'All healthy food is alike; all junk food is junky in its own way'.