Do they have any eateries round there specialising in craft porridge?

There was a café that opened in London a decade or so ago called Cereal Killer that just served cereal - they had about 50 different kinds, including all your US Cap'n Crunch and Golden Grahams and so on that we don't get here. I think the owners had the idea while stoned, but actually followed through with it.

Probably no porridge there, however. Of any temperature.