Everyone still loves Tony, though, right? None of it's his fault. It was all down to us, and our evil growth-hacking ways. No, it was bots - swarms of them, in a mass starship raid from Alpha Centauri! No, it was the incompetent coders he was forced to hire by the Mafia or else they would do a Shergar on his fave horse. Or was it the cunning saboteurs in the QA department who said 'Tony, the whole revamp is good to go! Absolutely perfect and not a bug in sight!'?

Perhaps we will never know the truth, but it can't possibly have been St. Tony. After all, it's never the CEO's fault. Not until their stock options have vested and the money's in the offshore bank, anyway.