Except it will be spelt wrong, and turn out to say 'ironing'.

Then for dessert, the great Madame Flex will give you a new tattoo. There might be some unclaimed territory on the back of my neck to ink the word “irony” in Sanskrit. Then home and sleep. Portland is too cool for sex.
Portland is Cooler than New York
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Matthew Clapham
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Sep 7, 2023
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Except it will be spelt wrong, and turn out to say 'ironing'.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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