Matthew Clapham
Nov 20, 2024

Free cybertrucks.

That's the strategy. Promise free Tesla cybertrucks to every voter in a town with a population under 100,000. The government buys them from Musk, which gets him on board and this time he spunks his dollars and engineers his social media thing to support the Dems. The rednecks get more trucks, which are their absolute favourite thing (after guns, obvs), and it also sends the message 'Hey, you can be a wannabe Marlboro Man loner and also believe in federal government handouts'.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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