Holidays are such a drag. Luckily I believe they will soon be banned as we enter the final vulture capitalism death spiral of western society as it tears out its own liver.

I just checked my stats from my recent week's break, with only a useless phone screen to make very patchy contact (see here on the posh, glossy, coffee table mag pages at Ellemeno:

https://medium.com/ellemeno/the-interface-is-the-medium-83d08d8130d7)

My views dropped from a combative 204 the day before, to a shamefaced 62 by the time I peeled my arse off the sunlounger.

Take a notebook and pencil, and come back with a whole cartridge of editorial ammo to shoot from the hip when you get back, that's my tip.

And ditch the flip-flops.