Matthew Clapham
Aug 19, 2023

I initially read this as Kia-Ora, the orange-favoured soft drink they used to sell in cartons in UK cinemas. I'm not sure anywhere else ever enjoyed its delights, even New Zealand, where the name was borrowed from.

This left me a little puzzled as to why a juice carton would need an anti-theft system anyway, even in our nascent Mad Max dog-eat-dog dystopia.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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