I kind of incorporated it into another piece on A-Culturated in the end, Ben, as it seemed like a good fit there and I was building up a rapport with the editors there. So many pubs, so little time!

It ended up as this one here:

https://medium.com/a-culturated/if-i-ax-a-question-does-that-mean-i-m-uneducated-e3b582807e03