I must confess to my British ignorance of what a Prom King actually is or does, but am nonetheless surprised that being tweely named after the teddy bear in Brideshead Revisited would set one on the path to such esteemed achievements.

So fair play to Aloysius, I guess - he took his birthright and ran with it.

Hitler's dad was named Aloysius as well. Or at least the German form 'Alois'.

Just sayin'.