Ideally start 'I still have the bruises. It was shortly after mom died that dad hit the bottle - and started hitting me'.

That's a boost and 1000 reads guaranteed, right there. You may have to kill off as many moms as George Santos to keep the content mill running, but it's worth it.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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