If I've toad you once, I've toad you a thousand times!

…roots. It’s not as bad as the one the neighborhood bullfrog told me last week. Likes to exaggerate, that pesky amphibian. Always telling tall tales and lies. It once told me the sky was blue, grass was green, and that there was a man on the moon named God.
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Matthew Clapham
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Jul 16, 2023
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If I've toad you once, I've toad you a thousand times!
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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