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Note: This is satire. Man City have not been deducted 700 points. Not yet anyway.
Philip Ogley
Matthew Clapham
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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