I'm intrigued every time as to whether the, er, pussy lady in Book 2 walks around all day with her crook and whip held like that to conceal her nipples. It must be awfuly tiring. Like Penny Mordaunt gripping KC III's weighty sword throughout the coronation. Or at least until he slipped behind the screen to have his chest oiled, or whatever they got up to.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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