It would be comical if it weren't so hideous.

And they're backtracking already - compulsory, but no punishment for not complying. Erm... Right.

When Farage's critique of your policies is actually spot on - 'They just got half a dozen Reform voters in a focus group and they said they wanted to bring national service back' - you know you have gone beyond satire, beyond sanity. Beyond all hope, ye who enter here!