It'll make it into Alanis Morrisette's feed. And she'll write a song about how pissed off she is, because all she really wanted to read was a listicle entitled '10,000 Things to Do with a Superfluous Spoon on a Rainy Wedding Day'.

You should write that article, Roz - it is fated to make it into Barry's feed, but not Ms Morrisette's.