List: Humour? | Curated by Matthew Clapham

Feb 25, 2024
40 stories
Humour?Is this supposed to be funny?
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Pitfall
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Matthew Clapham
How Hard Is It to Captcha Truth?A pointless philosophical investigation, but no more a waste of time than clicking on photos of traffic lights
Feb 23, 2024
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Feb 23, 2024
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
Banana Bread Day — a Loser’s LamentDestiny can be cruel in the world of pastries and poetics
Feb 23, 2024
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Feb 23, 2024
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
Super Bowl? What Kind of Lame-Assed Name Is That?Listen up, America — you’re never gonna be great again with this droopy, flaccid marketing
Feb 11, 2024
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Feb 11, 2024
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The Pub
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Matthew Clapham
What Shoe Size Are You? It’s a Far Tougher Question Than You ThinkSeriously, this is advanced mathematics, not the POTUS dementia test
Jan 30, 2024
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Jan 30, 2024
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The Pub
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Matthew Clapham
I Am the King of Medium!My loyal subjects may now kiss my ring
Jan 19, 2024
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Jan 19, 2024
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
Is It Possible to Drown in Sofas?I think I’m about to find out, folks
Jan 15, 2024
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Jan 15, 2024
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Matthew Clapham
Some Curious Facts About the AudiA free verse guide to expensive cars for the brainless, heartless, soulless
Jan 15, 2024
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Jan 15, 2024
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Pitfall
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Matthew Clapham
Curiosity is So Very Unlikely to Kill the CatHad the person who coined the phrase ever even seen a cat in action?
Jan 5, 2024
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Jan 5, 2024
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MuddyUm
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Matthew Clapham
I Know Nothing About Giant Clam Growth in the Gulf of AqabaBut I now feel that I really would like to
Jan 4, 2024
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Jan 4, 2024
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
¡Feliz 2024! Just Don’t Forget Your ‘Tilde’ This January 1stA word of warning for Anglo-Hispanic New Year’s greetings
Jan 1, 2024
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Jan 1, 2024
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Pitfall
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Matthew Clapham
Corporate Mission Statements TranslatedUp in the C-suite with my bullshit detector…
Dec 7, 2023
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Dec 7, 2023
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MuddyUm
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Matthew Clapham
Mr Scrooge’s Olde Humbugge StalleI’d like to blame Richard Curtis, but it goes far, far deeper than that
Dec 3, 2023
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Dec 3, 2023
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
The Mailman SpammethHave we reached Peak Spam? Or are we still trundling up the foothills?
Dec 1, 2023
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Dec 1, 2023
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MuddyUm
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Matthew Clapham
Cricket for Dummies (and Silly Mid-Offs)For all maidens, third and twelfth men, and extras wishing to learn the finer points of the finest sport
Nov 26, 2023
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Nov 26, 2023
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The Pub
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Matthew Clapham
A Thanksgiving JokeThat isn’t at all funny
Nov 23, 2023
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Nov 23, 2023
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Doctor Funny
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Matthew Clapham
The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)Make sure the next generation are ready for the sociopathic zombiebot future
Nov 23, 2023
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Nov 23, 2023
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MuddyUm
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Matthew Clapham
Punctuation Panda-moniumThe high-fun story of the monochrome plantigrade who bamboozled the cops
Sep 24, 2023
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Sep 24, 2023
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UK Parliamentarians Take Time Off Work to Tell Voters How Hard They WorkWestminster through the looking-glass. I’m mad, he’s mad, we’re all mad here…
Jun 26, 2023
Jun 26, 2023
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Pitfall
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Matthew Clapham
UK Foreign Secretary Emphasises ‘Human Rights’ in China Talks“We see considerable room for improvement,” he warns
Aug 30, 2023
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Aug 30, 2023
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Pitfall
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Matthew Clapham
Exclusive Jeff Bezos Interview!Our young reporters made great sacrifices to glean these startling insights
Aug 21, 2023
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Aug 21, 2023
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