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THAT DEAD BREXIT SKETCH AGAIN
New Dumb and Dumber Sequel Announced: Brexit Buyer’s Remorse
I’m not going to say ‘I told you so’…
No, that would be cruel. Rubbing the noses of the 17 million useful idiots in the folly of their decision. They’re the victims here, after all. Poor little schmucks that let themselves be conned by a bunch of sharp-suited hucksters.
So no, now that a new poll suggests that 71% of those who voted to ‘Leave the EU’ in the UK’s referendum seven years ago today ‘favour a closer relationship with Europe’, there’ll be no ‘I told you so’ from me. I choose instead, in the interests of reconciliation and understanding, to reach out across the ideological divide and say this:
YOU IDIOTIC, KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, MOUTH-BREATHING, INBRED, NARROW-MINDED, BACKWARD, FLAG-SHAGGING, SUBHUMAN MORONS!!!!
I’m guessing that even if we combined the synapse count of the whole useless lot of you we wouldn’t have enough for half a hypothalamus, let alone a fully functioning brain, so there’s little chance you’ll manage to come up with a time machine to undo the damage you did and clean up your stinking shit from the bed the whole nation now has to lie in for the next generation.
