Now there's an idea - instead of tote bags they should give us gold sneakers. On account of all the gold snuck out of the system by the AI fraudsters they don't bother dealing with. - Matthew Clapham

In much the same way as you should buy all the available ‘Rump merch that shyster is peddling you should certainly score the “GOM” (Gift of Medium) for all your friends, large and small.
Medium — The Gift That Never Starts Giving
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Dec 11, 2024
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Now there's an idea - instead of tote bags they should give us gold sneakers. On account of all the gold snuck out of the system by the AI fraudsters they don't bother dealing with.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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