Nut (v.) is also UK slang for 'headbutt'. If you're short enough, relative to the male nutee, you could nut them in the nuts. I bet Unsplash doesn't have an image for that.

You can imagine an outtake from The Lord of the Rings in which Gimli loses his axe and improvises a 'Glasgow kiss' to the nether regions of a troll as an alternative combat ploy.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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