Matthew Clapham
Aug 15, 2023

Nutritious, school dietary board-approved dried fruit can be achieved simply by sending them off with an item of fresh fruit in their lunchbox, which they will refuse to eat, and bring home again. After several dozen such return journeys, it should have shrivelled enough to pass muster if inspected.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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