Oh yeah - that's me. It's short for Quirky Matthew Clapham White Conehat Wizard Cross. Nothing to worry about. - Matthew Clapham

…Who’s to say? And if it turns out that my Ugandan brethren don’t know any more than I currently do, I can always look up this guy, who seems just as legit:
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Oh yeah - that's me. It's short for Quirky Matthew Clapham White Conehat Wizard Cross. Nothing to worry about.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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