Matthew Clapham
Aug 19, 2023

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Potential sideline for wedding planners (whose job presumably could be outsourced to AI based on a series of prompts, with potentially comedic consequences):

Booking inept cyclists to ride around the reception, crashing into cakestands to ensure an atmosphere of lighthearted gaiety even when Uncle Marmaduke has a few too many, starts groping the bridesmaids and singing My Way with a an upturned champagne bottle as an improvised microphone. Again.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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