Remember, Amy, that this is the guy who was fantasising about buying a thrift store bomber jacket that looked like an amateur airbrushed promo mural for a mashup of Top Gun, Contact and The Wrath of Khan or something not so long back.

I wouldn't bank on it.

I was actually wondering the other day: is stretch denim the greatest productivity-enhancing invention of the millennium? The hours saved wriggling into/out of ironing-board-inflexible old-school denim has surely saved the world's workforce more hours than the PC and pre-packed, diagonal-cut sandwiches combined.

Results may vary by economic sector, of course.. But on balance (which is important, when trying to squeeze into a trouser): the Velcro of the 21st century - I'm calling it here and now.