She's the only feasible option, in internal Democratic party terms, I think. She is Ms Heartbeat, after all. But she can't win. Biden can't win. It's over.

Canada. Costa Rica. Belize? Consider your options. Somalia or Yemen look like attractive choices right now.

Afghanistan's quite nice this time of year, I believe.

I hate to joke about it, but what else do we have?

At least you guys get to cast a pointless vote and offer up a hopeless prayer to a non-existent deity. We can't even do that, but still have to shovel up the shit.

But it could be worse for all of us. We could be Ukrainian. That is what makes me so incandescent with rage that I would happily finish the job myself. If you know what I mean.