Shoulda gotta pint o' pintos instead.
Though I note that they are 'prime premium'. And it don't get much primierer than that!
I reckon los señores Goya must be giving old Sam Walton a run for his money in the wealth accumulation stakes, even without your captive custom, Bev.
All the Cuban side of my family in Florida seem to get the bulk (literally) of their groceries from the Goya emporium, and the specialist shops selling imported Latin American produce here in Spain also seem to have been monopolised.
Though you'd think that with such a distinguished surname they might dedicate a little more effort to their pack design.