Skimmed oat milk whipped up with nitrous oxide into a fluffy foam.

My husband buying dessert is like asking Joseph Conrad to tell you a funny story, if he were alive. Or asking your dentist to make you feel good. Some things just don’t make sense in this world.
My Husband Is Banned From Buying “Dessert”
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Matthew Clapham
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Sep 1, 2023
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Skimmed oat milk whipped up with nitrous oxide into a fluffy foam.
The horror!
Stevia Martin could play the dentist.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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