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SPAD1: I'm sorry PM, we have to cancel the teaching policy announcement - all the schools are collapsing.

PM: Oh, FFS! Who the hell has been running this country for the last 15 years?

SPAD1: Will you tell him or shall I?

SPAD2: I haven't got the heart. You do it...

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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