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I took the opportunity to ransack his apartment in search of the fabled Rolex he claimed to own but all I found was cocaine and women's wigs.

How I Became A Writer On Medium
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Murphy's Law

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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