Thanks, Zivah. I hope I can feel I have put the issue to bed with this one. And then apply to join Dr Evil's Boost programme!

You don't have any Spanish stories going spare do you? I reckon one more of my own, and one more really good one by someone else, and I'm ready to fire off my application for Iberospherical. Book yourself that holiday in Galicia and I'll boost you once I'm in the club! Just don't hold your breath, eh? Salsa classes at the village hall would also count - no hats required.