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So next time you’re getting married and your friend group is looking lacklustre, why not hire a bridesmaid?

Got No Friends and Your Wedding’s Coming Up?
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Nichola Scurry

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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