The auditions would be quite strict - the last big name to play here a few months back was Bertín Osborne (scion of the sherry and brandy dynasty, but famous as a light entertainer).

Spain's equivalent of Des O'Connor. Which gives you some idea of the supremely high quality standards.

We also had Diego El Cigala, who genuinely is (was?) a big flamenco star. Get yourself some chunky heels and a wide-brimmed hat.