Matthew Clapham
Mar 11, 2024

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This is cool - looks like I get played by Steve Buscemi in the forthcoming biopic of my star-studded life, which will probably be up against Barbie 2 - Revenge of the Kens in summer 2025.

I'm cool with that, though they'll need some AI to de-age the scrawny sexagenarian by a decade, as in this pic.

There's more than a touch of Nick Cave in there as well. Maybe it's been reading my moody poetry.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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