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“You can’t break up with a person on text!” my cousin decried, cradling his phone against his mouth like the runt puppy from a litter of 20, fighting for the last available teat.

Men Are From Internet, Women Are From Person
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Amy Sea

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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