This morning's offering is a 'responsive electric toothbrush'.

…y realistic facsimile of such — is the constant spamming of recommendations from the aforementioned Gadgets Hubs account, promoting their reviews of the most diverse range of technological inventions.
The Christmas Gift to End All Gifts (and Humanity Itself)
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Matthew Clapham
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Nov 24, 2023
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This morning's offering is a 'responsive electric toothbrush'. This sounds vaguely indecent, like they're trying to put the 'oral' into 'oral hygiene'.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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