Was there beetroot on the menu that night?

… After he cleaned himself up, he dragged the mat out back and hosed it off as best as he could, but his secret diarrhea stain would always be visible.
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Was there beetroot on the menu that night?
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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