We get bionic balls but still can't leap over buildings in slow-mo.

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Matthew Clapham
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Jun 17, 2024
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We get bionic balls but still can't leap over buildings in slow-mo.
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Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
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Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
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