Matthew Clapham
Oct 20, 2023

When I reach the required age, I plan on having a swordstick, which, provided I do not topple over in the attempt, I shall brandish at any ruffians and ne'er-do-wells that night attempt to accost me. Or Professor Moriarty, if necessary.

I suspect the legality might be somewhat dubious, but I'm banking on a blind eye being turned here in Spain.

But having a lethal blade concealed within a walking stick would make it feel more empowering, and less psychologically belittling, I feel.

Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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