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When she was pregnant, my wife had a pair of jeans made with a broad, elasticated waistband to accommodate her bump.

I could seriously use a pair of those right now as I spread my way into a gym-avoidant middle age.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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