You can always truthfully tell people that it '100%' happened to me is three quarters true: the…

I’m willing to add “This Happened To Me” as a tag even if it didn’t 100% happen to me. But I have ethics. I would never use the tag if it didn’t happen to me, at least for 17% of the happ…
10 Things I’m Ready to Do for Claps
1.8K
32
Smillew Rahcuef
Matthew Clapham
·Follow
Jan 13, 2024
--
You can always truthfully tell people that it '100%' happened to me is three quarters true: the '00%' part. And as you've only missed 1 out of a hundred, technically it's 99% true.
--
--
Written by Matthew Clapham4.1K Followers
·405 Following
Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.
Responses (1)
Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams