Matthew Clapham
Dec 21, 2023

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You need to install a button at home, Amy, that everyone can press to register 1-50 claps. I believe it takes 11 seconds to reach the full complement of 50. A quick bow/curtsey/salute, and the whole embarrassing performance is done and dusted in a quarter of a minute.

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Matthew Clapham
Matthew Clapham

Written by Matthew Clapham

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.

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